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Does God exist? (no sara)

A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. They eventually touched on the subject of God.

Barber: I don't believe that God exists.
Customer: Why do you say that?
Barber: Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn’t exist. Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can’t imagine a loving God who would allow all of these things.

The customer thought for a moment, but didn’t respond because he didn’t want to start an argument. The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop. Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard. The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again.

Customer: You know what? Barbers don't exist.
Barber: How can you say that? I am here. I am a barber, and I just worked on you!
Customer: No! Barbers don’t exist because if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside.
Barber: Ah, but barbers DO exist! That’s what happens when people do not come to me.
Customer: Exactly! That’s the point! God, too, DOES exist! That’s what happens when people do not go to Him and don’t look to Him for help. That’s why there’s so much pain and suffering in the world.
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A talk of IMAN between me and Pakistani man

One night in Madura island Faishol bhaiy (Brother) was talking to a Pakistani man named Suheil bhaiy ( Brother).
SUHEIL BHAIY: “Faishol bhaiy, What will you do before sleeping?”
FAISHOL BHAIY: “I’ll (will) do two rokaat sholat and finish my reading of al-Mulk and al-Waq’iah.”
SUHEIL BHAIY: “Bohot acha (very good). May I talk to you about one thing? May be it only takes five (5) until ten (10) minutes to make mudzakaroh (discussion) about this.”
FAISHOL BHAIY: “Thick hai( OK). What is that?”
SUHEIL BHAIY: “ I want to make mudzakaroh about what is IMAN. What is IMAN according to you?”
FAISHOL BHAIY: “in my opinion, IMAN is TO BELIEVE.”
SUHEIL BHAIY: “OK, but please explain or tell me more about it.What do you mean by IMAN is TO BELIEVE?”
FAISHOL BHAIY:” IMAN is believing with the invisible. YU’MINUUNA BILGHOIB. Brother, What is the thing that you have known about IMAN. What is IMAN?. ”

SUHEIL BHAIY:”OK. IMAN means believing with the thing we can not see. Believing the greatness of ALLAH. The power of ALLAH. The Qudrat of ALLAH ROBBUL IZZAT. We know that all of us as INSAN or Human beings always believe in the MUSYAHADAH.”
FAISHOL BHAIY: MUSYAHADAH Kia hai? What do you mean by MUSYAHADAH?”

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Object Kalimat (Complement)

 May 19th, 2009 |  Author: Swara Bhaskara

Object kalimat atau complement berfungsi untuk melengkapi predicate atau verb. Letak object kalimat adalah setelah kata kerja. Object kalimat adalah menjawab pertanyaan ‘what’(apa) dan ‘whom’ (siapa). Hampir semua yang dapat digunakan sebagai subject kalimat, juga dapat digunakan sebagai object kalimat. Perkecualianya hanya pada bentuk pronoun (i.e. dari subject pronoun menjadi objeck pronoun atau reciprocal pronoun), dan kata there. Jika kata there berada setelah verb, there berfungsi sebagai modifier.

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4. Object pronouns (contoh 10-12)
5. Reciprocal pronouns (contoh (13-15)
6. Infinitives (contoh 16-18)
7. Gerunds (contoh 19-21)

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WHAT'S MODIFIERS?
In grammar, a modifier (or qualifier) is an optional element in phrase structure or clause structure;^[1] the removal of the modifier typically doesn't affect the grammaticality of the construction. Modifiers can be a word, a phrase or an entire clause. Semantically, modifiers describe and provide more accurate definitional meaning for another element.

English modifiers

In English, adverbs and adjectives prototypically function as modifiers, but they also have other functions. Moreover, other constituents can function as modifiers as the following examples show (the modifiers are in bold):

• [Put it gently in the drawer]. (adverb in verb phrase)
• She set it down [very gently]. (adverb in adverb phrase)
• He was [very gentle]. (adverb in adjective phrase)
• [Even more] people were there. (adverb in determiner phrase)
• It ran [right up the tree]. (adverb in prepositional phrase)
• It was [a nice house]. (adjective in noun phrase)
• His desk was in [the faculty office]. (noun in noun phrase)
• [The swiftly flowing waters] carried it away. (verb phrase in noun phrase)
• I saw [the man whom we met yesterday]. (clause in noun phrase)
• She's [the woman with the hat]. (preposition phrase in noun phrase)
• It's not [that important]. (determiner in adjective phrase)
• [A few more] workers are needed. (determiner in determiner phrase)
• We've already [gone twelve miles]. (noun phrase in verb phrase)
• She's [two inches taller than I]. (noun phrase in verb adjective phrase)

A premodifier is a modifier placed before the head (the modified component). A postmodifier is a modifier placed after the head, for example:

• land mines (pre-modifier)
• mines in wartime (post-modifier)
• time immemorial (post-modifier)

A few adjectives, borrowed from French, may be postmodifiers, generally with a change in meaning from their premodifier use. An example isproper:

They live in a proper town (in a real town)

They live in the proper town (in the town that's right for them)

They live in the town proper (in the town itself)

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BASIC SENTENCE PATTERN IN ENGLISH

NO	PATTERN	NO	DIVISIONS	EXAMPLES
1	(S+P)	1	a single noun as subject	Morning breaksBirds sing. Ria gets lost. Fay ahmed  goes out.
		2	pronoun as subject	It breaks.They sing She gets lost. He goes out.
		3	a noun phrase as subject	The beautiful morning breaksThe colorful birds sing These parrots talk The participants sit down
2	(S+P+C)	1	verb complement	Pak bejo  buys flower for bu bejo
		2	predicative complement	The girl is beautifulThe kids are sick The boys were scared I feel better He becomes old.
		3	subjective complement	Soeharto is the second president of indonesia.My wife is my best lover. Andi is the most frightening uncle.
		4	objective complement	The man names his son joko bodoI think you a robber. We elect him as the leader.
3	(S+P+M)	a modifier tells the time, place, or manner the action of the subject. very often, it is a prepositional phrase.a prepositional phrase is a group of words that begins with a preposition and ends with a noun.		Denny proudly watches the newborn chicks.The baby chicks are already walking. Soon the egss will hatch. She lives in solo. She is here. It is five o’clock.
4	S+P+C+M	this pattern is the most complex one among others, because it is made up of all the elements of the sentence.		The parents gave their children food and Clothes yesterdayThere is a man in the room. There are many students in the class He becomes the head of the family soon. I always enjoy going to the show

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KINDS OF SENTENCES IN ENGLISH

NO	KINDS OF SENTENCES	DESCRIPTION	PATTERNS/FUNCTIONS	EXAMPLES
1	SIMPLE SENTENCE	S(SUBJECT)+V(VERB)+O(OBJECT)+A(ADVERB)+C(COMPLEMENT).In the predicate of simple sentence there is only one main verb. A simple sentence may consist of two or three words or longer than that. Beside, it may also have two subjects but one verb or one subject and two verbs. E.g a man and a woman worked in the field. A man atta ncked and robbed the rich lady.	SV	I laughed
			SVA	He is in the class
			SVC	He is an engineer
			SVO	The child caught the ball
			SVOO	People choose him president
			SVOC	My parent make me happy
			SVOA	I watched tv last night
2	COMPOUND SENTENCE	When two simple sentences are joined by a conjuction like and, but, or/nor, so , yet they are called compound sentence. therefore, these sentences have two independent/main clause.THE GIRL WENT OUT (MAIN CLAUSE) AND THE BABY CRIED (MAIN CLAUSE) 2  CLAUSES Main clause                                    conjuction                 main clause The girl went out                               and                     the baby cried	EXPRESSING TIME:afterward, at the same time, meanwhile ,etc.	He is the rector of the university; at the same time, his wife is the dean of the department of literature
			To express addition: in addition, equally important,moreover, furthermore	He is an intelligent student; moreover, he has the funds to finance his study abroad
			To express result: for this/for that reason, apparently, consequently, etc.	He has a lot of program ; for this reason he can not attend his sister’s wedding party.
			To express difference/contrast: however, in contrast, in spite of this, on the contrary, on the other hand, etc	Many people in big ciites in indonesia live in luxurious life, on the contrary, many people live in the village living in poverty.
3	Complex sentence	Complex sentence 2 Clauses Main clause/sub clause     conjuction           sub clause/main clause The machine didn’t work    when           I wanted to use it. When I wanted to use it,                      the machine didn’t work.	To express time: when,whenever, while, since, after, before, as, etc.	He had finished his homework before he left the house
			To express place: where,whenever	They spread the seeds where the soil is fertile.
			To express cause and effect:because,since	Prices increase since demand for consumer goods is high.
			To express condition: if,whether	I will write a book if it benefits the students
			To express contradiction: although,eventhough,etc	Although indonesisa is an agricultural country, we still have to import many farm products.
4	COMPOUND –COMPLEX SENTENCES	Such sentences contain two or more main clauses and one or more dependent/sub clauses.		1.While I was walking down fifth avenue, I ran into a friend whom I hadn’t seen for many years,and I stopped to have a good chat with him.2.  the man stole the jewelry and he hid it in his house until he could safely get out of town.

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